Friday, 15 February 2008

Mari buat Video Clip~~

utk pengetahuan semua...semester nie aku retake semula subject MPM1123...Design Media Process. Aku dh ambik masa beta year dulu...tp cam biasa lah...time tu darah muda tgh brgelegak...main byk sgt...addicted to CS games...active clubs activities...buat main2...tu yg gred dpt teruk...sorry2 kpd groupmate time tu...rasa brsalah sgt kat korang :(

As a result, after 4 years, this semestar aku ambik semula supaya dpt repair back the gred. Actually byk jr lagi subject2 lain yg gred teruk...cuma aku repair subject nie jer psl subject nie aku paling minat n the assignment paling seronok nk buat.

Kpd sesapa yg taktau subject MPM1123 nie apa...we hv to perform a group and then choose to make video clips or documentary. Masa beta kitorg pilih documentary...this time pengalaman mengajar...video clips far far better, interesting and much easier. Kpd junior2 yg lain yg ambik MPM...nie nasihat dr abg senior...jgn lh ambik documentary...susah woooo

dibwh nie adalh senarai2 group members...dari kiri...aku, senyum, zaim, K, choo, sham and wawa. Nama group kitorg "Broken Toys"...vclip lagu apa kitorg pilih? tak finalize lagi...aper2 pun nantikn product dr group kami...hehehe...anda pasti kagum...hohoho













Adventure adding subject MMU way~

Since one of my subject class clashing with another subject, i have to add subject manually...how to add subject manually in MMU?

Step 1 - walk to exam unit office

Step 2 - get exam slip from the counter (jumpa akak lawa tp garang) - b4 this they put forms outside office like bank forms, separate from counters...now u have to ask at the counter for the form...i think they apply this method bcoz forms keep on finish...yalah every student took 4 to 5 forms...kalo dh 100 students...500 forms!


student2 nie ambik byk2 utk buat bekalan sampai grad kot...ye lh...nk jln exam unit jauhh wooo, i hv friend ambik sampai 20 forms kot or lebih...alasan ambik utk kwn2...hahaha

still remember aritu pegi exam unit psl ader problem AA (refer previous post)...this one person help add subjects for his friends...dia kena sound wooo dgn akak garang tu...firstly dia sound psl jdk kuli kwn2 dia (tlg smpai 4 kwn skaligus)...secondly psl borang edition dia isi tu dh tak wujud lagi...skrg dh form baru...dh guna kertas lawa bak kata akak garang tu...kantoi plak mamat nie ambik borang byk dulu2 hohoho...tak psl2 kena ceramah free

Step 3 - fill up the form (since the online registration already closed...no idea wat to write...used this opportunity to ask pretty girl in class for the lecture/tutorial codes and credit hours of the subject...hehe)

Step 4 - get lecture sign

Step 5 - go to fcm office for faculty approval

Step 6 - fcm office cleark said need appeal letter (sejak bila plak nk kena ader surat nie...aku tgk org2 lain ramai jr xder pun kena buat surat rayuan...malang tul nasib aku)

Step 7 - tension walk back hostel

Step 8 - Write letter at room pc (no idea how to write)

Step 9 - walk back to fcm office

Step 10 - fcm office cleark said need lecture stamp (damn...apsal lh x ckp awal2 td...bole jumpa lecture tu sat)

Step 11 - search lecture room...lucky they put up the lecture names and rooms number on wall

Step 12 - go to lecture room...57*8, top floor...lucky got lift

Step 13 - at top floor - cant find the room...aikkk rasanya td tgk no bilik lecture tu 57*8...bila dh kat top floor nie...all rooms start with 4***...walk 2 rounds searching lecture room at staff rooms area (double check)

Step 14 - dissapointed and angry go back to fcm office

Step 15 - recheck lecture room - fuckkk salah tengok...57*8 was telephone number extension...the lecture room actually 40*5...tension and leave the fcm office again

Step 16 - go back to search lecture room - again lucky got lift...if not pancit naik turun tangga...tinggi wooo
fu fu fuuu naik lift kalinie skali ngan awek indon junior...lawa siot...diorg satu geng pun nk add subjects...mula2 ingatkn chinese psl muka cam chinese girl...bila dia borak ngan kwn2 dia...kluar bahasa Indonesia dia...seksi siot bila dengar dia ckp slang tu huhuhu

Step 17 - find room, knock door n met the lecture - fuuuhhh lucky lecturer in the room (sempat lecturer tu tanya dh kahwin ker psl pakai inai kat jari...nk jer jwp kat lecture tu "inai nie maksudnya i'm a romantic person")...huhu

Step 18 - go back to fcm office

Steo 19 - finally got the faculty sign approval

Step 20 - walk to exam unit - letih...letih...jauh siot brjalan....on da way tu senyum kat mane2 org yg kenal

Step 21 - lucky got lift - lol rmai2nya lmbt add subject...lift penuh

Step 22 - aper lagi...beratur kat kaunter yg awek garang tp lawa tu lah (actually bukan awek...dh jdk bini org...so mrs lh)

Step 23 - serahkn borang...answers few question from her (langsung x senyum siot awek garang nie)

Finally the process done...as easy n simple as that ;)
come n try add subject manually guys...great experince...hehe :-}


Tuesday, 12 February 2008

akak exam unit cun?

benda nie berlaku minggu lepas...
aku nk kena pegi ke exam unit...first psl aku xleh add subject...secondly ader subject aku nk kena add manually...

yg first reason tu...aku xleh add subject psl tak jumpa academic advisor (AA) sem lepas...so bila nk add subject online tak boleh...
bila aku jumpa AA aku sem nie...AA aku on leave sem nie...no idea mane dia nk pegi...aku pun x kisah...
aku merayu lh mintak tolong sebab if not xleh register subject...then camner nk study sem nie...then dia siap perli aku lagi "its not my problem...u shall met me last sem" dlm hati aku "..."
nak tak nak aku kena pegi exam unit ngadu masalah aku nie...

secondly...aku nk add subject mpm1123...subject psl buat vclips...aku nk retake semula...dulu dh ambik masa beta...tp time tu main2, x serius, aktif ngan clubs n addicted to cs...dpt gred teruk...tu psl nk repair gred...ambik semula
since time class clashing ngan class lain...kena lh add manually :(

setelah sekian lama tak pegi exam unit...bertahun gak lh...akhirnya aku bakal menjejakan kaki semula ke exam unit nie
tp sblm tu...aku ader gak terdengar-dengar org ckp...akak kat exam unit cun...siap kluar topic kat forum lg citer psl akak exam unit lawa...tp takleh lwn lh topic akak hb1 mini-mart...gempak n berita meletup-letup...masing2 jdk buaya n gatal psl akak mini-mart hb1 tu...hohoho

as a result...third mission aku...nk gak tgk sejauh mane lawa or cun akak nie seperti yg digembar gemburkn...

smpai exam unit...ader dua counter...satu counter laki...lg satu counter pompuan...confirm lh aku bratur counter pompuan...hohohoho
aku tgk akak tu...then mata liar lh tgk dlm ofis tu...tercarik2 gak aku...mane satu akak cun yg dimaksudkn...
lepas puas mata mencarik...kepala kiri kanan...sampai giliran aku...aku citer problem aku...
lol...kena marah siot aku dgn cara tidak meninggikn suara...siap perli lg aku...
garang siot!
cam biasa lah...aku buat muka senyum/cool...harap2 kurang skit tension dia...
then dia suruh aku tunggu...

bab nie aku tension...MENUNGGU...aku cukup x suka menunggu...tunggu org or buat org tertunggu
sikit punya lh lama kena tunggu plak tu...sekor demi sekor masuk office...tiap kali lif bukak...mesti rmai yg mai
awal sem...semua problem sama...xleh add subject online
tp satu benda yg aku blaja...kalo korang nk jumpa or nk tau bape byk player Iranian kat MMU nie...mai lh exam unit...ramaaaaaaaaaaaai gile siot plajar2 Iran...non-stop mai...dh rasa mcam aku blaja kat oversea plak

lepas 45 mnt tunggu...aku dipanggil...jumpa assistant manager exam unit...cam biasa lah...dia tanya aper problem...aku ckp psl AA...fuhhhh...terus dia bg aku lecturer siot...lama plak tu...dh mcam mak aku lh plak...mcam2 nasihat dia bagi...fuuhhh bagus2...dpt nasihat percuma...aku rasa sebahagian dr pakej perkhidmatan kot...dpt nasihat n balun cukup2...selit2 perli gak

selepas aku amati carta organisasi...survey satu office...mata liar meronda...
rupa2nya akak cun yg dimaksudkn adalah akak kat counter td...laaa akak garang nie ker?
xder lah lawa sgt...but not bad also...sedang2 lh...aku bg 6/10...
bila dia duk kat counter nmpk cam lg tinggi dr aku...then masa dia gi restroom...rupa2nya lg rendah dr aku...pakai tudung...
tp xleh lawan lah akak hb1 minimart...hehe

aper2 pun...aku suka akak assistant manager tu...walaupun dia bg lecture...perli aku...tension n marah kat aku...but still bole tersenyum...buat lawak...tu mcam kita mahu...mesraaa!

Kisah Disaman Polis~!


benda nie berlaku sem lepas...sblm cuti or during cuti...aku pun x ingat...huhu
masa tu aku nk balik ke rumah...tertinggal barang...nk ambik blazer utk pegi UM, wakil MMU utk chess tournament...

mcam biasa lh...ikut highway dengkil-KLIA...jalan paling cepat nk balik ke rumah aku...dlm 20mnt dh sampai....

that time around 9pm kalo x silap aku...bila masuk jer highway tu...tetiba jem...pelik plak aku apsal waktu mlm2 camnie jem...x penah highway nie jem...tetiba nmpk lampu biru kelip2...fukk roadblok polis lh plak...dammit....wrong time wrong place...nyesal balik time tu

tp aku pegang prinsip aku...tak buat salah, buat per nk takut...aku x bunuh sesapa...x merompak...x mencurik...ambik rasuah? xder org nk bagi...menculik jauh skali lh...

berdasarkn pengalaman aku...sepuluh roadblok polis aku pegi...sepuluh2 aku kena tahan...diorg x percaya muka aku nie ader lesen...bole drive...awet muda kot...haihhhh byk pros n con tul wajah nmpk childish nie...kalo aku pakai baju sek, ngaku form 3 pun org percaya...haihhhh

bila dh hampir sampai roadblok polis tu...aku slowkn radio (radio memang slalu pasang kuat, speaker kat blakang jer ader)...then act cool n macho hoho...tingkap dh siap turun kan awal2 lagi...bila polis tu pandang aku...cam biasa lah...angkat tangan...nk beri salam, karang salah org plak

tgk muka aku jer...dia terus suruh aku ke tepi....DAMMIT DH AGAK DAHHH~! ...mesti kena tahan punya
haihhh...cam biasa...x buat salah...x yah panik...stop keta kat tepi...tgk side mirror ader polis on da way mai...aku dh siap kluarkn ic ngan lesen awal2...

yg jumpa aku bukan polis yg tahan aku td...polis lain...bila dia tgk muka aku...pandang lain mcam...aku dh bole agak dalam hati mesti kutuk aku "btul ker budak nie dh ader lesen...muda semacam jer" perlukah aku salahkn misai n janggut aku yg x tumbuh lagi? ...haihhhh

then dia mintak ic ngan lesen...dia belek2...dalam hati dia mesti ckp "uikss 84...dh 24 thn ker...biar btul" yer bang, dh 7 tahun saya driving...nk jr aku ckp camtu kat dia...
lepas tgk ic ngan lesen aku...dia check roadtax...baru perbaharui beb! ...nk jer aku ckp camtu kat dia...
xder point nk saman aku...niceee...so aku rasa selamat lh
tetiba tidak semena-mena...dia pusing satu keta aku... ...wow! wth...dia check satu keta aku ker...
tetiba dia suruh aku tekan brek...aku ikut jr ckp dia...dh dia polis kena lh ikut ckp
"tekan lagi...lepas...tekan lagi"

then polis tu dtg kat aku..."nie keta siapa?" aku ckp lh keta aku...
"lampu brek ketiga tak nyala"
huh?!...aku sendiri pun tak tau...then dia suruh aku kluar...ikut dia...
fukkkk...kena saman ker aku nie? dlm otak aku dh mula pikir strategy nk merayu camner...
dia panggil mamat polis lg sorang...mamat polis lg sorang nie dtg bwk buku saman...dia suruh aku jumpa dia...then polis td blah check keta lain yg kena tahan...

polis yg pegang buku saman nie pelik...apsal aku kena saman...dia tanya polis td...apa salah..."lampu break ketiga x nyala" jwp polis tu...fukkk...blum sempat nk merayu dia dh start tulis...dammit
kalo aku nie awek cun...mesti dia dh ajak borak dulu...at least bole merayu
nie x sempat aper2 dia dh start tulis...at least bg lah amaran dulu ker
sambil dia tulis saman tu...aku try lh luck...last try...mintak xyah saman...bg mcam2 alasan (merayu)
usaha tidak berhasil...dia ckp nie keta aku, tu psl aku kena saman...
fukkk again...nyesal plak aku ngaku keta aku...patut ckp keta ayah aku td...so aku tak kena saman...boleh bagi alasan aku tak tau psl lampu brek tu...tp apa kan daya...sudah jdk bubur lambuk...haihhhh

kat saman tu tulis...by 29 Jan...aku x pegi jelaskn saman...aku kena masuk court 30Jan kul 9am
sampai ke saat nie aku blum bayar saman tu...bukan xmo baya...nk baya camner...duit ader cukup2 utk mkn jr
nie dh kali kedua kena saman...sblm nie kena saman psl roadtax tamat...padahal sehari jr lebih...itu pun rayuan tak diterima...maybe aku bukan awek seksi...tu psl dia x pandang...haihhh :(

yg aku cukup x puas hati...bole dia pusing satu keta aku check carik kesalahan...dh mcam JPJ

moral of the story...kalo polis tanya keta sape...jgn ngaku keta sendiri...ckp lh keta mak atau ayah...huhu

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Lanun Return first friendly~!


today is our first ever Lanun Return friendly
we play against Seryes FC...very well establish team...well known around mmu football arena and semi-final team when Lanun Rangers were around...

its was raining heavily before the game...i think the rain start around 5pm and we have to postpone the game from 530pm to around 615pm...thanks to Law who came to my room and wake me up at 6pm

after confirm with oppenent friendly game still continue...i start forwards msg among Lanun players...
as usual semua nk kena berjemput...call person by person...sms them (credit credit...huhu)
everyone start giving reasons for not coming :(

Faisal the only player who be at the field on time...be there before i do...great spirit! hehe
shit no keeper for the team...thank God, Faizin manage to find replacement last minute...Man (our original GK redraw)
then one by one players arrived...after counting...shit...only 7 players...ohhh praying to God hopefully the rest will come later...
later on...one by one arrived...ohhh thank God~~ 11 players...ngam ngam
then appear Asri/Mamu...fuhhh at least got one substitute player...niceee

OMG...the field look like sawah padi...flood GK area and sides field...haihhhh cant do anything...redha jr lh...nie jr padang yg ader kat mmu...better than nothing...huhu

after done some passing in circle n streching lead by kE...i start giving team formation...
we got problem with Defence Center position...no one hv hv experince handling this position...no choice, Faisal n Aziz became the DC...huhu

after the whistle blow...Seryes kickstart...they passing...we manage to 'rampas'...start attacking...ball goes to right wing area...crossing...some actions in the oppenent penalty area...suddenly clearance get to Naza...Naza try his luck...shoot...ohh shittt...GOL!!? ...in the first minute!! what a suprise!! holy shittt!! oppenent players stun...now they getting really really serious...rebuild the team position...game continue...

middle game on first half...we 'bolos' one goal from shoot outside penalty area...1-1
then second half...keeper cant save lob ball by oppenent from left penalty area...1-2

one by one player injured...no choice...imported player came in...zul kecik n zul besar (both mmu players)
both imported players really change the gameplay...from defensive to attacking...we manage to keep ball longer
zul besar take charge mid...zul kecik take charge def...
everytime oppenent attack you can saw zuk kecik running getting back the ball...
everytime we got ball, we pass to zul besar as center player and he will decide where to go
then another imported player came in (cant remember his name...sorry2 hehe)

suddenly after non-stop attacking suddenly our player being tackle inside the penalty area...Amir as the referee award us a penalty...holy shiiiiiiit~!
Kucai take the penalty...eventhough the penalty area banjir...superb penalty by him...top right...GOLL~!!
hohoho 2-2~!

we got three 3 golden chances getting goal...the only holding us the goals...water water water...haihhhh
same as oppenent...first half...they got plenty of chances to score but denied by...water water water...huhu
the flood around the field really reduce the flexsibility both team to attack n dreabble...and minus also individual skills to show off...end result 2-2

to us...not bad result for a totally new team...i cant denied the rain sv us alot...hehe
looking forward for the next game...hopefully better...praying to God ^^

go Lanun Return~!

Born of Lanun Return~!


actually i'm lazy to write nowdays...dont know why...maybe bcoz i took 30 mnt minimum to writes per post
but right now i'm fighting myself...pushing myself...at least one post per day...hehe
dont know how long i can keep up the momentum...huhu

Finally the day come...continuity of Lanun trilogy...after X10 and Lanun Rangers...
after busy with practical training and gaming life
this sem i decide to continue back with the football team with new name
"LANUN RETURN"
the word 'return' indicate comeback of the pirates spirit...huhuhu

i shall said thanks alot to hilmi n the rest friends who keep on pushing n motivate me to continue back performing the football team... [non-stop wooo asking me about the team since last sem hoho]

together me n hilmi start searching for team members...doing scouting...asking around...
at beginning we tough maybe its hard to happen since lack of players then suddenly in the end overdose players...
pening kepala....lagi2 when in ur team mostly players r fwd n mid...
def? very very few...a classic problem for mmu teams
imagine right now our team got 6 striker! routate policy like benitez did? i dont think so...

right now the main problem i'm facing...how to create great n friendly enviroment among players since most of the players in the team they dont know each others...
everyone first time meet...me 2! i first time know and meet half of the players in my team...hoho
friendly enviroment very important bcoz it decide communications style and teamwork performance on the field...effect the team gameplay/strategy for every games
...the challenge here to make them communicate like they already be friends for 4 years!

second problem...how to satisfied everyone? every players...
as we know...this league...this team...we pay to play...not being pay to play
as a result everyone wants their money wordid (berbaloi)...
everyone want to play in real matches...not just friendly matches...the more minutes on field, the happier
right now this team got 21 players...each game contain 11 players with 6 substitute...meaning 17 players in total...that means 4 players will not be playing every game...4 heart broken players...4 morale down players
and i cant simply change 6 players every game...it depend on their skills and position on field; fwd, mid, or def
to add more problem...one game every 10 days...not every players available every games...everyone different2 academic schdules...wahahaha pening2

third problem and most crucial problem...team discipline!
make sure players come every trainings n matches
make sure players come on time every training n matches (no janji melayu)
follow my orders during training n real matches...make them less argue with you and questioning ur credibility
punctual!...ader yg mai lmbt mcam star players without valid reason...
the worst part...nk kena berjemput everyday/all the time...
my past experince...as a manager u need to sacrifice lots of ur credit for best of the team...huhu

my conclusion...its not easy to become team manager...
u need to sacrifice ur friends, socials, time and money
hopefully i can bring this team together and win a game...hehe
most important...everyone happy being in this team... ^^

Lanun Return motto "play for fun but give your best" ...hehe ^^

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

I Hate Birthdays!

ohh mann...i really hate birthdays...specially when u got lots of friends...

imagine...my ym id list maybe around 400 people
my friendster friends around 500 people
my schools friends maybe around 300 people
my college/uni friends minus on ym n friendster...maybe around 100 people
so...on summary i got around 1000 friends minimum...

as a result everytime someone birthdays...we must...not have...but MUST wish them
and if him r your closed friends...then u MUST get a present...i.e compulsary
if you dont wish...they will think u forget his/her birthday (which u do forget every year)
then they will get the wrong msg and easily hurt if u dont wish...friends no more
lg2 org malaysia nie sensitif n mudah tersentuh/terasa/perasan/merajuk

so if u forget 10% of ur friends birthdays...then means u forget 100 people birthdays
which means 100 people hates u...think u not really TRUE friends
kwn lupa kwn...kecik hati in the end...yes 'kecik hati' is very very serius issues/problem

the worse scenario...PRESENT!
present dont come cheap...
the cheaper a present u can get maybe RM2?
but would u give RM2 present to ur closed or best friend? definately not
specially when u not working and depend moneys from ur parent...
u cant effort it! ...duit yg ader utk mkn pun x cukup wooo

as a conclusion...i really hates birthdays but love birthdays
hates bcoz its materialistic and always forget my friends birthdays
love bcoz u can cheers someone and show ur appriciation

sorry to those i forget to wish ur birthdays...

maybe too busy...maybe forget...maybe lazy...hehe
sorry to my mom also bcoz cant get u any present...

i will get u great presents once i'm working! promise!

cheers

Monday, 4 February 2008

Just4Fun~! Blog The Return

hehe its been almost 9 months since the last time i updated my blog.
atas permintaan ramai...i will continue back updating my blog from time to time from now on (hope so...hehe)

harap2 rajin mcam dulu lh...sehari sampai 2 3 news posted...huhu

firstly...disebabkn rmai kwn2 yg bukan malay...so ader request suruh aku tulis blog dlm english...
wth...aku english bukannya power...camner nk tulis dlm omputih...
muet pun x ambik2 lg sampai skrg...takut kot...hoho ...bukan takut...x ready...

adik dpt band 5...gileee camner nk lwn!

so lepas nie aku try lh tulis dlm english...tp harap maaflh kalo english aku tonggang terbalik...tatabahasa or vocabulary berterabur...kucar kacir...jgn gelakan plz...sila lh tegur sambil2 tu bole aku blaja...sambil2 prepare utk muet test soon...hehe

anyway thanks alot those who support my blog n spend time reading my blog,
org ckp blog nie benda poyo...bukak pengkung dada sendiri...nk glamour...publisiti murahan
bg aku...its more to fun...write for fun...share my daily experince with my friend
maybe people can understand closer about the real me...hehe

maybe u guys dont know...blog hv helps alot of people...
hv u guys heard the film JUNO...i think malaysia cinema ban it...
a film with only budject 7million but make 100million at the cinema...yeahh box-office dude! 93million profit!!
guess wat...the writer of the script...Diablo Cody being notice (dijumpai) by agent by her blog
i guess blog can bring u far...as far as hollywood! everyone dream...

as a result...keep on drop by to my blog...
cheers!